SHITHEAP BONANZA

Helscome to my website. I don't know how to code, so this is going to be really cool and fun for everyone but me, I think.

THINGS WHAT I LIKE

Robots
Various Clowns
Skeletons
Eldritch Horrors
Thrash and Heavy Metal
Half Life 1 (I love HL:Alyx and Half Life 2 and all the expansions but the first one has a special place in my heart. Nothing against Source, I just like the first version better.)
Small Soldiers (1998)

Testing out a domain on Neocities before I try to actually put together a website.
I was thinking about really leaning into the old web thing and adding some proper shrines (making it clear I barely understand what a shrine is in this context), but this is mostly going to be for testing whether or not I can keep up with a website in the first place. I can barely do a tumblr blog, so who knows, this might be dead by the end of the year.

- Duncan

WAIT HTML FUCKS ACTUALLY CHECK THIS SHIT OUT.

🚂-[🐛 🐜 🐝 🐞]-[BUGTRAIN BABEY]

c. typefourty: 2023 -> heat death